118 Grovehurst Road Kemsley Sittingbourne United Kingdom ME 10 2 TA
A 5% Discount is Offered off of Removal Quotation Only.
Also Free of charge, Come and Break a Nail, Work with a Removal Crew, Walking up to 6 miles per Day whilst Carrying Boxes and Furniture, Find Calf Muscle's and Hamstrings You didn't know You had!
Fancy it?, Fourth Floor in a Block of Flats, No Lift, They have saved Money and used Shoe box sized Box's and the rest are un-stackable Fruit/Crisp Box's Twice the Journeys up those Stairs. See You Soon, Sorry only ONE at a Time, You don't want to let your Mates see You Suffer, Gym Freaks suffer the most, Muscles in the wrong places.
It's an adventure You'll never take up again, It will consist of a Full Week Mon - Sat with no Time off,
Weirdo's, Whinger's or W-- Self Opinionuated jobsworth's are advised not to apply, You may be Mummified in Removal Blankets and left stood in the corner of a Cold Dark Garage Somewhere.
Genuine Sufferers only Please.